TREE OF LIFE TO INTRODUCE NEW MERCHANDISE

Pictured above: New Alpha Dining perfume

WINONA LAKE: Tree of Life, your one-stop shop for all of your over-priced textbooks and apparel is looking to expand it’s line of Grace College branded merchandise.  Grace College announced plans today to begin offering a line of perfume and colognes, created specifically for students.  

With the help of Brandpoet, the science department, Alpha Dining Commons, and Beta Hall, Grace College has created it’s own perfume and cologne.  The girls perfume is targeted for those who want to recreate the wonderful aroma experienced everyday while dinning in Alpha.  Kevin Sterner, head of the project had this to say,  “We have spent years perfecting this scent, and we are pleased to offer the women at Grace the ability to smell like Alpha 24/7.  This perfume features subtle hints of tofu, burnt fish, garlic, and grease.”  Grace is also expecting this new perfume to be a big hit among alumni.  According to Steve Carlson, director of alumni services, the phones have been ringing off the hook.  “People just want to relive some of their favorite college experiences!”.  

Senior, Allison Wismin is ecstatic about this new perfume; “I could not be happier!  Since living in Kent Hall this year my biggest complaint is not being able to smell like Alpha.  It’s no secret that guys LOVE girls who smell like Alpha.   Since I no longer eat at Alpha I have found myself at a big disadvantage in the dating scene.  Now I can smell like Alpha even after I graduate!”

Pictured above: beta cologne for men

Not wanting to leave the men of Grace jealous, Grace College will also be releasing a cologne for men titled, “beta. for him”.  This cologne will include hints of burnt Ramen, sweaty feet, and moldy bathroom, all overpowered by Axe body spray. 

Both scents can be purchased using flex at TOL. Makes a great Christmas present!