World Champion Joins Grace

WINONA LAKE: A new semester is upon us, and with it also enters new challenges, classes, and transfer students. Due to the great success of the new Reimagine program, Grace has seen an influx of transfer students. Typically these transfers are just your everyday student; that is, except one.

Little does anyone know, they have been walking on the same ground as a legend (and we aren't talking about Billy Sunday).

Parker Hoffman is a unique Sophomore transfer from Bob Jones University. We took a moment from Parker's busy schedule to sit down and get to know him better.

GCSU: So Parker, tell us a little bit about yourself.

Parker: Well, i'm just your everyday guy. I enjoy things most kids my age do; computers, video games, pizza, minesweeper, rollerblading, watching Jeopardy, instant messaging. Yeah, that's about it.

GCSU: Awesome. So Parker, there is one thing that distinguishes you from everyone here at Grace, why don't you tell us about that?

Parker: Yeah, sure. I'm a former pogs National Champion. No big deal.

GCSU: Now for those readers who are not familiar with pogs, could you explain just what exactly it is?

Pictured above: Just a few of Parker's favorite pogs.

Parker: Yeah. I mean, everyone should know what pogs is. It was only the greatest game for 2 months during 1995. But basically you play against an opponent, you each put five of your pogs facedown (i have a collection of over 2,500 pogs) you then take turns using your slammer and throw it down on the stack, trying to get as many pogs to turn face-side up. The winner takes the opponents pogs.

GCSU: Fascinating. So how did you first get into playing, and why are you still playing today?

Parker: Well I was homeschooled, so my mom thought it would be a great way to meet new friends. Boy was she right! Back in '94 I traveled to Florida for the pogs National Tournament, which I won. I continue to play today because I am so good.

GCSU: So Parker, what made you transfer to Grace? Was it the fact that Warsaw is the orthopaedic capital of the world, the new 3 year program, or was it the great options at Alpha Dining?

Parker: Neither. Bob Jones decided that pogs was a form of gambling so they outlawed it.

GCSU: Well Parker, it's been great getting to know you. Before we go, do you have plans on trying to get Grace students interested in pogs?

Parker: Do I ever! I am in the process of making a presentation to student senate to form a POGS club here at Grace. I am also hoping to establish pogs as an official intramural sport.

GCSU: Well Parker, it's been great getting to know you and we wish you good luck in all of your pogs endeavors.

Parker: You are welcome. Also, be sure to add me as a friend on Myspace!