Student Pulls Lame April Fools Joke That Only Makes Him Less Popular

Andrew in response to seeing his Mom's post.

WINONA LAKE, IN - If you were to go on to Andrew Hall’s Facebook page right now, what you wouldn’t see is Andrew’s correct birthday of September 23rd.

A couple weeks ago, Andrew reportedly got the bright idea that it would be hilarious if he changed his birthday to April 1st, just to see how many people would write on his wall. Unfortunately for Andrew, his ploy to receive this undeserved ego boost has completely backfired leaving him with permanent and extremely public humiliation.

One of Andrew’s roommates, Pete Rush, reported that he remembered seeing Andrew wake up earlier than usual on April 1st and immediately checking his Facebook. “Yeah, I knew about Andrew’s little ‘joke’ he had going,” said Rush when asked about that morning. “I don’t remember a lot, but I do know he was extra giddy and extra annoying. He got on his computer and I won’t ever forget when out of nowhere he yelled, ‘No, Mom, No!’, just like a little girl.”  Apparently what Andrew forgot to take into account was that while many of his friends didn’t know his real birthday, his mother did!

After Andrew’s mom’s first post of the day, which completely foiled his whole sham, the comments rolled in making fun of his plan. In an attempt to correct his blunder, Andrew’s next post claimed that his account had been, “HACKED!! Good one roomies...”. While this did help slow down some of the attacks, the damage had already been done because Veronica (Andrew’s crush who has been way out of his league since they passed each other in the hallway that one time) had already posted on his wall for all to see.

Andrew reluctantly talked to us saying, “Well, this isn’t exactly how I wanted to end my Freshman year. I could see my popularity rising and I thought this would be a good test of just that!”

Andrew plans on being the very first student to transfer out of Grace’s main campus for the Detroit sister school where he will undoubtedly be much more comfortable surrounded by fellow homeschoolers, even if it is just one other student.

Freshman "Totally not even cold", Despite Wearing Shorts in the Middle of Winter

WINONA LAKE: Mother Nature has been up to her old ways this past week, sending single digit temps and the occasional snow storm. Grace students have been doing their best trying to stay warm. For most students this means bundeling up in heavy winter jackets, gloves, hats, scarves, UGG boots, etc. However not everyone is feeling the wrath of Winter.

Freshman student, Kyle Irwin can be found walking around on campus wearing shorts. That's right, shorts. In the dead of Winter. Kyle, who is a freshman living in Beta doesn't see anything wrong in his wardrobe choice. "Man, it's not even that cold out! Plus, these are my sweet zip-off pants. So when it finally does get cold, I can just zip on the bottoms!" stated Kyle when interviewed. Though Kyle may see nothing wrong with his choice to forgo wearing pants, his friends feel differently.

Pictured above: Kyle Irwin running.

"Kyle was cool for awhile, but it's kind of embarrassing being around him now. People are starting to stare at us", stated a close friend of Kyle (whom asked to remain anonymous). Apparently this is nothing new for Kyle. Even Kyle's RA had to address the issue. "A few days ago I got a Facebook message from his mom, asking me to make sure her "little Kyle-while" was dressing warm", said Kyle's RA.

There is no word yet on if Campus Safety will intervene and issue a fine for lack of common sense.

Grace College "Thinking Inside the Box"

BREAKING: The semester may have come to an end a week ago, but the leadership of Grace College isn't taking a break when it comes to innovating higher education. From the men who "reimagined" the typical college semester, Aaron Crabtree and Jim Swanson are now in the final discussions with provost Bill Katip and president Manahan to establish a new class to be added to the Grace "core".

It is no secret that the board game, "Settlers of Catan" (pronounced Kuh-tahn) is a large part of campus life at Grace. This board game ranks high among conservative homeschool Christian families (right behind Dutch Blitz), which explains the popularity at Grace. Settlers of Catan is a popular event at open dorms, with numerous relationships forming because of the game. 

According to Aaron Crabtree, director of student life, and "Elite Catan player", this game could soon be a requirement for all students. Crabtree, who has seen the positive learning outcomes from this game believes this could be an additional hands on learning experience. 

According to Crabtree, "This game is perfect in so many ways. It's great because of all the lessons that can be learned. We play it in our resident life huddles because it provides great training for our RA's. In no other game do you learn to collaborate with others, compromise, and even manage conflict.

Pictured above: Settlers of Catan

Crabtree sees this game as offering transferable academic and life skills to any major. "For those majoring in psychology there are great ways to break apart every decision and analyze opponents. For the education majors it teaches students to effectively teach the rules of the game to those who have not been privileged to play. For the business students it applies real economic theories in a hands on experience. For the criminal justice majors...well, let's be honest, not even Catan can help them."

Grace is also considering reimplementing the Health Life styles class, and possibly adding the game "twister", as a new way for students to earn healthy lifestyle points. The popular interactive game "Operation" is also being considered as a  cost-effective training tool for all nursing students.