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| Pictured above: Alex Owl preparing for his trial. |
WINONA LAKE: Grace College is experiencing difficult times this week after a student has announced he will be be suing the school.
Sophomore student Alex Owl has officially announced that he will be suing Grace College for not clearly explaining what to expect when it comes to weather, specifically Winter. Owl, who has been less than pleased with the brutal winter conditions had the idea after taking Dr. Bill Gordon’s class, “Business Law.” Having passed the class with an A, Alex now believes he has the skill set necessary to take Grace College to court and come out victorious.
Alex, who is a Business major, is looking to sue Grace for false advertising. Alex believes he is entitled to pain and suffering damages, at which he estimates to be worth $15,000.
“It’s just not right. The admissions office should have told me what to expect when I was looking to come here. I’m a Cali boi!! I heard this place had some legit lakes that I could do some wakeboarding on,” explained Owl. Alex can now be found huddled up in his cold Beta room, tweeting about his troubles. One recent tweet from Owl describes his displeasure towards the weather “#thatawkwardmomentwhen your hair freezes walking to chapel. #smh #indianawinter #missinghome.” Even some of Owl’s friends have gotten annoyed. “It’s at the point where literally the only thing the kid talks about is the weather,” said Alex’s RA.
Grace was not available for comment, but it is safe to assume Dr. Gordon will be representing Grace College.
Sophomore student Alex Owl has officially announced that he will be suing Grace College for not clearly explaining what to expect when it comes to weather, specifically Winter. Owl, who has been less than pleased with the brutal winter conditions had the idea after taking Dr. Bill Gordon’s class, “Business Law.” Having passed the class with an A, Alex now believes he has the skill set necessary to take Grace College to court and come out victorious.
Alex, who is a Business major, is looking to sue Grace for false advertising. Alex believes he is entitled to pain and suffering damages, at which he estimates to be worth $15,000.
“It’s just not right. The admissions office should have told me what to expect when I was looking to come here. I’m a Cali boi!! I heard this place had some legit lakes that I could do some wakeboarding on,” explained Owl. Alex can now be found huddled up in his cold Beta room, tweeting about his troubles. One recent tweet from Owl describes his displeasure towards the weather “#thatawkwardmomentwhen your hair freezes walking to chapel. #smh #indianawinter #missinghome.” Even some of Owl’s friends have gotten annoyed. “It’s at the point where literally the only thing the kid talks about is the weather,” said Alex’s RA.
Grace was not available for comment, but it is safe to assume Dr. Gordon will be representing Grace College.
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