Alpha Hall Establishes New Student Section

Pictured above: Alpha Hall

WINONA LAKE: In order to keep up with a recent trend at Grace College, Alpha Hall residents have decided to establish a new student section. This news comes just after the newly established "Grace Block" (formerly Beta Block) was created because the "Redzone" was "lame".

The new Alpha student section is reserved just for Alpha residents, and will be located in the top rows of Section "A". According to leader Allison Langely, "with all of the new drama caused by new student sections, we felt left out. We aLpHa gIrLsss need to stick together! Our new section will be soo perfect, because like, it's super close to the women's bathrooms. So now after we eat at Alpha and nature takes its course, we will be in a prime location.

Langely hopes this new student section will provide the Lancers with motivation to be successful, while increasing community among the Alpha residents. There is no word yet on whether or not Indiana, Kent, or Lampost will be forming their own student sections.