Thursday, December 22, 2011

Students Reveal What They Want For Christmas

We polled 200 Grace students asking what they wanted most for Christmas; these were their responses.

1. Have a ring by Spring.
Pictured Above: Alpha food reheated for a 3rd time.
2. A $50 campus safety gift card.
3. The ability to fine campus safety.
4. Complimentary earplugs passed out at chapel.
5. An athletic team that for ONCE has a winning record.
6. An actual Student Union.
7. To have an option outside of subs for dinner.
8. Required febreezing for all students leaving Alpha dining.
9. Tofu in Alpha only four days a week.
10. To finally find the perfect guy. And by perfect I mean, one who is a biblical studies major, enjoys long walks on Winona Beach, likes to "check our mail at Mt Memorial," wants to get married the day of graduation, become RDs while attending seminary, move to Africa for missions, move back to WL to teach at Grace, retire and live at Grace Village, die together holding hands while we sleep.

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