Thursday, February 2, 2012

Real Food Found in Bowl of Human Hair


Caitlin's bowl of human hair--with an unwelcome addition.
WINONA LAKE – Senior officials at Sodexo confirmed late Wednesday evening that food was unintentionally found on a Grace student’s plate of surgical needles.

After ordering a plate of dirty, used surgical needles at Alpha Dining, student Steven McPherson was stunned to find a tiny dollop of mashed potatoes placed on top of his meal.

The student said he was eating lunch from the Health Foods section of the dining hall on Monday when he discovered a small portion of what appeared to be mashed potatoes that somehow got mixed in with Sodexo surgical needles.

“I looked down and noticed a weird white, mushy substance that resembled a potato placed right on top of all my needles, almost as if it were intentional,” McPherson said. “I’m just glad that I didn’t take a bite of it.”

A similar incident happened only a few days later when Caitlin Stewart was astonished to find a strand of spaghetti in her human hair pasta bowl.

“I ordered Human Hair Pasta with a simple greasy topping from the Locks of Love Bar,” said Stewart. “After taking a bite I noticed something almost blond. And seeing that I ordered the Red Head pasta bowl I became a little concerned.”

Sodexo regrets these accidents and is glad to learn that the students were not harmed by the potato or spaghetti. “We are investigating how something like this could have made its way into our products,” the company’s president stated.  

At the moment, many suspect these foods were introduced into the meal at the factory where Alpha Dining surgical needles and Human Hair Pasta are produced. However, another possibility is that these edibles may have accidentally been slipped in at the kitchen of Alpha Dining.

The Grace College’s Officer for the Character, Competence, and Service of Alpha Dining stated, “Sodexo has persistently provided us with a quality product and these are the first incidences in our years of business together. Their attention to culinary excellence and quality has always been remarkable and we are not going hold this against them. We trust this is a rare occurrence and we can guarantee that students will never find food like this ever again at Alpha Dining.”


For quality purposes, if you’ve ever received food from Alpha Dining that you do not believe was up to Grace College standards, please comment below with your experiences. We’d love to make each meal better than the last!

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