WINONA LAKE- A reliable source inside the Grace College Athletic Department has confirmed suspicions that the new athletic director, ‘Bailey Weathers’ as he goes by now, is actually Dan Aykroyd, famed leader of the Ghostbusters. Though its been a good many years since the documentary ‘Ghostbusters’ was released, this ‘Bailey’ fellow is clearly Dan in disguise. Many people noted the resemblance in the past, and now this information leak from the athletic department has confirmed it.
Apparently, he is on ‘a mission, a mission from God.’ It would seem there are a good many ghosts to bust around the campus, starting with the athletic department. With the tennis teams recent success it is clear that certain ghosts have already been dispatched.
When asked about getting rid of the baseball teams many ghosts, the source just laughed and said this, “Be serious, he’s(Aykroyd) a ghostbuster, not a miracle worker!”
There is a second purpose for having a Ghostbuster on Grace’s campus. Apparently, though Harstine Hall was a great business decision for Grace it is overwhelmed with ghouls and ghosts. Expect these ghosts to be busted by Spring!
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